If you long to suffer, then... Nothing happens.
Go the lion's share of attempts to install updates only on installed system Windows 7. It was already tested a lot of versions, which only attempts were not. Every time I think: "here it is "the magic key"!". But no, it was not there. And once again I went looking for "magic". On another it not to name.
Whatever you do, you do at your own risk. I can only recommend and do not claim 100% of the solution much depends on your environment and other settings. I can not guess. Addition of materials and fixing bugs is welcomed
And where standard tools do not help. Thank you to the kind person who recently posted a recipe. I have to say that I didn't do that :) .
So, download both updates:
if you do not help an alternative, I'm not useful:
Well, further slowing down the update service, I do it through the task Manager. And run the first patch. :)
Reboot, and all the amazing works.
PS. Bonus all on Yandex.Disk with the diagnostic utility FixWindowsUpdate.